It seems a long time since I did the Friday 5 :

1. What drinking water do you prefer -- tap, bottle, purifier, etc..?
Any water is fine so long as it is well diluted with vodka. Not really. Tap will do, unless you are in some dusty shithole in some malaria ridden hovel.

2. What are your favorite flavor of chips?
Potato? I assume chips are, in fact crisps and Walkers cheese and bunion cannot be bettered.

3. Of all the things you can cook, what dish do you like the most?
Some days, I would take this as an excuse to show off about my extensive repertoire of culinary skills. Today though, at this precise moment, the honest answer is chips. The fat must be clean, only Maris Piper will do and the double fry method should be utilised.

4. How do you have your eggs?
As a constituent part of ice cream, preferably.

5. Who was the last person who cooked you a meal? How did it turn out?
Mrs Buddha cooks one meal a week, Sunday dinner, although that tradition has gone tits up since the weather turned fine. It's usually O.K .

You know those electric things where you have to get a hoop around the wire without touching the side?
This is a variation of it, I can't get around the first bend.