Last week, shamefully, Blues tried to sign convicted racist and all round odious git Lee Bowyer. He evidently didn't think we were quite refined enough for him and has subsequently gone to West Ham. This is what one of their supporters thinks of it.

Ten conspiracy theories

The Saddammeter, it looks a bit grim.

Young George appears to have talked himself into a corner over North Korea

Pepys blogs. Brilliant.

The old self aggrandiser, Christopher Hitchens, sticks it to Mother Theresa. Great stuff.

Check to see how colour blind you might be.